I go in to pick up the pizza I will enjoy with my friend at his house.
"$27.92" says she; "l like your shirt."
(20-year-old chambray--sleeves modified to 3/4 length due to wear).
"I'll sell it to you for 27.92," say I.
"Are you serious?" asks she.
"Yes. Are YOU serious?" ask I.
I walk out with a free pizza wearing my 50s-looking white under-shirt.
(c) from date of posting, by Bob Komives, Fort Collins